![]() Hendrix pokes fun at millennials, the 1%, and antifeminists equally (“Look what you made me do! And I’m a feminist!” yells O’Connell after he slaps Griffith in one of the film’s early scenes), but the jokes are surface-level at best and downright obvious at worst. On-the-nose dialogue and unfunny one-liners fall flat and inspire more groans than chuckles. Toothless Social Commentary: Written by novelist Grady Hendrix and based on a story that he co-created with Ted Geoghegan, Satanic Panic makes several attempts at social commentary but fails at most of them. Led by Danica ( Rebecca Romijn), the cult quickly realizes that Sam is a virgin and intends to sacrifice her in order to birth the demon.Īfter escaping the horny hands of Danica’s husband Samuel ( Jerry O’Connell) Sam teams up with Danica’s rebellious daughter Judi ( Ruby Modine) in order to survive the night. ![]() ![]() Unfortunately for her, she still doesn’t get tipped and her Vespa runs out of gas in the driveway of the offending non-tippers.Įxasperated, Sam barges into the mansion to chastise the owners for their privilege and inadvertently interrupts a cult of Satanists preparing to conjure the “triple-faced fuck-monster of remorseless intent and illuminator of poisonous knowledge” Baphomet. In a last-ditch effort to earn some gas money, she volunteers to make a delivery to a mansion in the posh suburb of Mill Basin. On her first shift as a pizza delivery worker, she’s gifted an expired coupon to Applebee’s, asked to urinate on a man’s face, and victim to some secondhand racism. The Pitch: Sam ( Hayley Griffith) is not having a good night. ![]()
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